iBailout!! - iPhone - iPod Touch - 333196767 Category: Games Author: Hands-On Mobile Vote(s): 0 Price: $1.99 Released: December 23, 2009 Version: Download iBailout!! Get iBailout!! for $1.99
iBailout!! - Hands-On Mobile
As seen on CNN and in the Wall Street Journal!
Now through 1/31, 100% of the proceeds from all sales of iBailout!! will be donated towards Haiti disaster relief as part of AppRelief.com
iBailout!!, the viciously satirical, new-school, action arcade bonanza, where you're THE Man (a.k.a. the Federal Reserve), has just been NOMINATED for Best Arcade Game in the 2009 Best App Ever Awards!! Please vote for iBailout!! now @ http://bit.ly/iBailoutVoteHere
“This game is difficult to put down.” -Girl Gamers UK
”Who knew a game involving the Fed, corporate greed, and frightened citizens could be so enjoyable?” -Just Another iPhone Blog
SWIPE CONTROLS TIP #W-4:
Our swipe controls are sweet - swipe anywhere on the screen to move the Fed, not just on the road or the Fed’s current direction (easier when using your index finger too). Also, you can swipe ahead of time (one swipe’ll do it) and it’ll store that move until exactly the right time to execute it, so you’re able to input very quick maneuvers & navigate multiple abrupt corners with ease.
Hey there.
Lost your job? The house? He/She/It left you and took the kids/dog/PS3? Still got a card on file with iTunes? Well then, turn that frown upside down, because we’ve got just the ticket to cure what ails ya, right here: iBailout!!
Now, you’re not the one whose savings vanish right before their eyes and whose home slips right out from under their nose—you’re the Fed and it’s time for you to get yours!
You might think: “Me? Take money from the American people? Get rich off the backs of loyal citizens and taxpayers? Nah… not me!”
Ok, ok. I know, I know. It just doesn’t seem kosher. Why should you profit at your fellow Americans’ expense? I’ll tell you why: Screw them! Are you going to sit around like a bum and feel sorry for yourself? Or, are you going to get out there and suck these chumps dry until there’s nothing left, but cracked sidewalks and crack houses?!
“Well… All right! What’s good for the government is good for the gander! Let’s do it! Let’s get this show on the road! Yes we can!”
Now you’re talking! That’s the spirit! Welcome to the club! The Fed is ravenously hungry, standing by and awaiting your orders.
Just one piece of advice: You can fool all of the people all of the time, but only until the people turn into bloodthirsty Fed-hunting mobs and chase you down with torches, pitchforks, and baseball bats and you cowardly declare martial law.
Have fun!
$ Control your chaos! The more cash you eat, the bigger the furiously angry mobs of Americans get! $ Suspend the constitution, break out that LRAD, & declare martial law! But, don’t try to disperse the mobs of citizens by dividing & conquering, or you’ll multiply your problems & they’ll come at you from every turn! $ 10+ unique game maps of increasing difficulty with infinite challenge & replayability! $ Bailout bonus rounds! Because you’re too awesome to fail! $ Dynamic destructible environments! With every dollar you gobble up and suck out of it, the community crumbles, streets crack, & buildings go into foreclosure and on sale, right before your very eyes! $ Strategic multiplier system to earn 1-UPs! Eat three mobs or more and get 1-UP free! $ Great pre-rendered 3D graphics & comedic cartoon style with highly detailed backgrounds & fluidly animated characters! $ Developing narrative that unfolds humorously across three separate acts of fully animated cut scenes! $ Online global leaderboards! Show ‘em who’s boss, from Kalamazoo, MI to Tokyo, Japan! $ Customize your controls! Are you a swiper or a tilter?
A serious fun game for serious fun people! Aren’t you tired of your games not meaning anything?
A great deal, while supplies last!*
*Offer void in North Korea, Somali pirate havens, and Federal Reserve branch offices.
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